Teh betz drinking game, ever!

There's too many rules to list here+, but if you ever find 3 Ducks to play with you, you're in for a treat!

And by treat, I mean 'lots of beer'. See SummerOfPong.

*Note to Chad, 'lots of beer' is not you!

+So I'll list them here
RULES:
2 teams, 4 players, all with cups on the table, full of beer.
No points can be scored until a cup is hit by a ball.
Once a cup is hit, a point is on the table, and the point goes to the team that doesn't fail to return the ball, like ping-pong.
If the ball hits your cup, you have to take a drink; if it goes in your cup, you have drink your whole beer.
Once a point is on teh table, play continues untill someone effs up, then the other team gets the point, regardless of who drinks.
Service works just like regular team ping-pong.
Alternate shots.
See also: Shaffer, Laserism, Table Slam, Beerboni, and the n+1 bounce rule